I'm back.

I know, I know: how many times have you heard that one before? But there it is.

After weeks of deprivation, Herculean effort and many late nights of headbusting hassle, none of it attributable to the fine people on the Tech Support staffs at AOL, Verizon, or Efficient Networks, to whom I decline to link and to whom I would never, ever refer as a greasy-thumbed, chunder-skulled fuck-knuckles, my Internet access from home has been restored.

No more surreptitious lurking from my dayjob workstation! My newfound electronic emancipation, now rediscovered, brings joy to all. It's good for productivity, it's good for Barbelith, it's good for America. Dammit.

I am returned to the fold.
Fear my wrath.
Making up for lost time shall I be, yusss.