Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Stuff That's Creeping My Shit Out

One in a series, cos there's so damn much of it. Today's Exhibit A: Pull-Ups training pants with Cool Alert.

PULL-UPS® Training Pants with Cool Alert™ is an innovative new potty training pant that helps toddlers feel cool within seconds of becoming wet. This cool feeling is an additional aid to help potty train your child... When the child wets the pant, sorbitol crystals dissolve, which cools the urine in the patch. When the cool urine in the patch contacts the skin, the child feels the coolness...
Putting thermoreactive chemicals in close proximity to the genitalia of small children: Who thought this was a good idea?

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