Use your imaginations, if you would; picture, in the blank space above, an erotic and yet safe-for-work image of an attractive couple tastefully getting’ it on in a sudsy bathtub, thereby signifying that this week has been an utter fucking wash.
Freelance writer and critic-at-large for Popdose and Kirkus Reviews. Three-time JEOPARDY! champion. Work recently featured in KYSO Flash and Penny. Currently seeking representation for my novel The Honeythief. Lives and works in western New York with family, cat, and a neurotic dog.