Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Sadly, This Is the Only One of Our Debts Payable in Hate and Disdain

O property management company, with your slipshod bookkeeping, your arbitrary penalizations, and an ethic of professionalism apparently modeled on a shit-flinging contest in a pen of crack-addled orangutans, we are without a doubt well shot of you. But let us not sever our bonds without first saying to you: you’re a pack of bastards, the lot of you, and your shameless penny-squeezing motherfuckery has made our lives worse.

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