No column last week, because I utterly screwed the pooch. Oh, it’s not that the piece wasn’t written—in fact I’m a couple of weeks ahead on columns. And actually, that’s what caused the screw-up; in my haste to get these multiple columns saved to the Popdose server, I neglected to, y’know, actually drop Friday’s column into the publication queue. There’s no system so simple that it can’t be misunderstood, especially by me when I am tired and easily distracted.
This coming Friday’s column will be about shiny things. And monkeys. Look! They think they’re people! So funny.
(The above may not actually be true. Also, I may actually have been drinking.)
(In fact I haven’t. But MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO START.)