Found in this morning's e-mail inbox, weird syntax and all (I've omitted the contact info and site address, for reasons that will soon become apparent)...
Dear Portal Administration!I have recently come across your site and liked it very much.
I suppose that the visitors of our resources belong to the same social group and my site could be useful for your audience so I suggest to exchange our links.
This will help both of us to increase Link-Popularity and accordingly get top positions in many searching system, Google for instance.
My site is dedicated to guns.
I hope that our subject as well as your site info will evoke mutual interest of our visitors. ...
...what the fuck?
I mean, the oddness factor for this one is right through the roof: the website he's linking to is US-based, but the e-mail reads like it was translated from the original Serbo-Croat through Babelfish: and what on God's green Earth would make anybody, even and Internet spider AI, think this was some kind of gun-related...
...oh.
It's all that "death and war," isn't it? I shoulda known that was gonna come back to bite me on the ass.
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