Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Oh, Sister, Sister

I hear from my mother—and it’s a sign of how long and far I am out of the loop that I had to hear it from her—that The College, where I pissed away most of (a) the Nineties, (b) my twenties, and (c) my potential, has finally, with the semester just started, gone co-ed.

My condolences to my old comrades on the grounds and buildings crew; it’s gotta be a hell of a lot of work, clearing away all the dead bodies over which this action was taken.

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